Porter Novelli, one of our sponsors, has suggested sending in a crew to capture The Flackenhacks for posterity.
We were initially hoping that they'd be able to hand out snapshots. . . rather like the pictures of your good self experiencing 4.5 G-Force on the Nemesis Inferno ride at Thorpe Park. . .
But it seems these guys are far more high-falutin than that. They're proposing moving pictures. folks. Anyway, we're up for it. But we need to sort out the details.
Got ideas for rude questions? Feeling inspired in 2D kinda way? Then send us your suggestions for disruptive cross-examination of the massed guest list.
Perhaps we can point them in the direction of agency bosses with awkward news to conceal. . .